Found another project today! Got it for way cheaper than its worth, the guy really thought it was a piece junk!! This one fits me way better than the last. I think its a keeper!

A few things before bed...

Driving home from work today, saw a pretty neat car.

Look in the rear view mirror. Its a VW Beetle, old school, with a different color for each panel. HOW COOL IS THAT??

Also, I thought I lost my ferret today...I looked everywhere and couldn't find her. She was behind the laundry basket...snoozing away. 

Goodnight everyone! Hopefully tomorrow is a better day. 

Under The Weather...

Today Orlando ranks in the Top 5 worst cities in the nation for pollen count. Guess what. I am severely allergic to pollen. Any kind, im not biased. I'm an equal opportunity allergy case.

This is what I feel like. I seriously feel like I got hit by a truck. Now did you guys really think I would post a picture of myself in all my swollen, stuffy, red glory? Heck no. I will use this small nameless child as an example.

Oh, yes, this is what it making me sneeze, and have a runny nose, and my left eye slam shut for god knows how long.


This just sucks. I have been taking medicine for a month now anticipating allergy season and what good does it do me?? NONE! I accidentally over -dosed on medicine last night and I still feel like total and complete shit. On the box it warns you that if you take more than one pill per 24 hours the worst that will happen is sever drowsiness. I got so excited!! So I took another one. What sucks the most, I couldn't sleep, it did just the opposite. I was lying in bed, my heart started racing, I got twitchy, and wide awake. When my allergies get bad, sleep is just a dream. If I lay down everything settles and my head pounds, if I roll to one side or the other, snot goes everywhere. If I sit up and try to sleep it runs down my face. Not to mention the sneezing fits that seem to last at least 5 minutes each time. Then comes the red nose from blowing it CONSTANTLY. This just isn't a pleasant time, nor do I sound very flattering. I sound like a woman who smoked two packs a day for 60 years. I'm scared to answer the phone at work, in case someone mistakes me for a him and calls me sir. YOUR WORKING?!? You may say. Ohh yes, nothing comes between a man and his golf balls. Its really fun when I bend over a bucket and snot threatens to fall out of my nose and into the bucket. So, i'm stuck here, working/dying till 4 today. Then have MOUNTAINS of homework to do. When do I get a break?

If anyone knows a good, easy vegetarian chicken noodle soup recipe, send it my way. Or make me some and send it. If you have any good allergy remedies or weird stuff you do to help them please don't hesitate to let me know! My head might actually explode before the day is over. :(

I just saw a bumper sticker that said "Bitch on Board". The driver was a 90 year old woman. :) Atleast when people get old they don't lose their sense of humor.

So, at dinner, my vegan friend debuted her newest concoction. Peas, carrots, raw spinach, Ritz crackers and hummus. It tasted better than it looks.

Three's Company & Xena Warrior Princess

I have the Three's Company theme song stuck in my head. 

So I looked it up on youtube to get it out of my head and look what I found...

Now, lets discuss...Xena Warrior Princess...I cant even begin to describe my infatuation with that show growing up. I cant tell you how many times I was chanting in my head..."KISS KISS KISS!!" when Xena and Gabrielle were in one of their sensual embraces...I have been watching clips on youtube all morning from the show and doing some research. Did you know they were on for 6 years!?!? Also, that Xena got her start from the show Hercules.

She was kind of a side kick until she got her own show.
Beating out Hercules by two seasons.
Proving he sucks.

I am now searching here to buy all the season's so I can re-watch them...I know shes straight...although her
guest appearance in numerous episodes of The L Word has made me question it. Hey, a girl can dream right?

I want to hear about your favorite growing up crushes...TV, boy/girl band, whatever. I have unveiled my embarrassing love for the freakishly tall New Zealander...your turn!

I just got called ma'am. Twice. In one conversation. By a girl who looked to be the same age as me!!

One of my favorite Sunday activities. Reading on a blanket under a big tree over looking the lake. Just had a big breakfast...nap time!

So riddle me this...why does Canada have to pay 5.00 more for this book than I do?? Are you guys richer??

So you want to get to know me? You Might Be Sorry!!

Whats your name?---Sam

What's your eye color?---Blue

What's your favorite sport to play/watch?---Bowling or Golf to play, Football to watch

What's your favorite cookie?---Peanut Butter

Whats your favorite body wash? Cucumber Melon from Bath and Body Works

What's your favorite kind of milk?---Chocolate

What's your favorite pet's name?---Holly Bot

What's your favorite time of day?---Between 8am and 11am

What's your favorite drink?---Vanilla Latte

What phone do you currently have?---T-mobile G1

What shirt are you wearing?---Purple baseball T-shirt

Carnivore, Vegetarian or Vegan?---Im a Vegitarian

Your Favorite Band?---HoneyHoney

What is your best friend's Mom's name?---Leah

Where is the weirdest place you have a mole?---Shoulder Blade

Who was the hottest teacher you ever had?---Freshman Year College Psychology Teacher

Have you ever made out in a movie theater?---Yes

What body part do you wash first?---Left arm

Do you have any peircings?---Not Anymore

Do you have any tattoos?---Yes

What's the strangest talent you have?---I am very good at hopscotch

Do you have an innie or an outtie?---Innie

What's your favorite flavored Pringles?---Pizza

Do you parallel park or drive around the block?---Drive around the block, unless its a front or end spot

Have you ever had two dates in one night?---No way, that's mean

How many times have you been cussed out?---Not too many

Which shoe do you put on first?---Right

Have you ever been to a gay bar?---Yes

Is there one thing all of your ex's have had in common?---Blonde hair

Have you ever been cow-tipping or snipe-hunting?---No on the first one, and whats the heck is snipe hunting?

Who is the last person you think about before you fall asleep?---The local weather man

Have you ever had a poem or a song written about you?---Yes

What was your childhood nickname?---Yuck, Same as my current nickname, Sam Sam

When is the last time you played the air guitar?---When im "Slappin Da Bass Mon!"

Have you ever peeked in the opposite sexes locker room?---Eww no

What's the weirdest thing you have done while driving?---Tried to touch both passenger and drivers window at the same time.

Have you ever bitten your toenails?---Im not that bendy

How do you normally eat your cookies?---BIG bites

When working out at the gym, do you wear a belt?---You assume I work out?

Name something you do when you're alone?---Read

How many drinks does it take before you get drunk?---3

Have you ever sniffed an animal's butt?---Again, yuck...maybe

How often do you clean out your ears?---Every time I shower

Do you scrunch or fold your toilet paper? ---Scrunch

Do you have any strange phobias? ---I HATE reaching into something I cant see the bottom of…like a murky bucket of water

Have you ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?---Yes, a pencil eraser

Do you want to bring sexy back?---I’m pretty sure I’m in the process of it now.

Goodbye cool nights and frosty mornings...hello hot, muggy air and frizzy hair, how I have missed thee. :(

So, I woke up to this little furball in my towel basket. What does she think she is...some kind of princess or something??? She will soon realize ferrets don't like the washing machine. :)

And one for my little brother.

And I made one for Sonja.

Being sick gives me the excuse to eat Alphabet Soup!!! I love it!

Beautiful tree lined road in the middle of nowhere, on the way to see big papa.

The Direct TV blimp that circles the house. Its lit on the inside so it looks like a ufo at night.

The eagles nest in the cemetary down the street has eagle babies in it again!!

Creepy fog one morning on my way to work.

I thought the repitition of numbers was pretty neat. Thought you might like it too!

So we got robbed early Saturday morning and the guy took nothing. He didn't have trouble getting in because the sliding door was unlocked. I guess he thought we might leave something for him to take the next morning. So early Sunday morning he comes back. When the doors don't open for him he starts kicking it. He obviously had no regard for the threatening security sign strategically placed behind a tall planter/ashtray.

Blog being put on hold...

Hello my numerous noble followers. This blog is going to be put on hold indefinitely. Due to circumstances beyond my control my heart wont be in it for a while. Hopefully be back soon. If I do end up posting things it wont be explained or very interesting for that matter. 




-Samantha

Something that truly brightened my day!!

I was reading another blog and stumbled upon this video. I think it is hilarious!! Who choreographed that? Did they get paid to do so?? What were they thinking!! Hope you enjoy it as much as I did!!

So do you remember when I posted the temperature the other night being at 29?? Then me saying I cheated and sprayed my car hoping it would be a fool proof way to freeze? Well it never froze, my car was bone dry when I got up the next morning. So I figured that Father winter knew I was trying to trick him so I didnt spray my car again. Last night it was about 34 when I went to bed around midnight and I got up to this...FINALLY!!!

This is what my car looked like in the sun!!


My mom had hers parked in the shade, this is hers...

So I know it's not much, but to me its a freakin winter wonderland!! I was like a kid, snapping pictures, scraping the windshield, then throwing the scrapes of ice in the air and pretending it was "snowing". My neighbors must have though me to be insane! So I just wanted to thank father winter for freezing my car!! 

The ice for the "ice skate"

The club washer froze about an inch thick!! We proceeded to smash it to smaller pieces and put them under our feet and try to "ice skate".

Venti Vanilla Latte please! Especially when its 35 out!

So at midnight it was 29 degrees. I cheated and went out and sprayed my car since its so dry out. Hopefully its frozen!!! More pictures tomorrow!

I was told I would wake up to snow...as a floridian that's a big deal! Turns out its just cold and rainy. :( all the "winter weather" is north of Orlando. Of course.

A very inspirational piece of art I saw today.

Ethos Vegan Kitchen. Best vegan food in orlando.

Being up early enough to see the sunrise makes me happy. The fact I'm up early to go fight a ticket in court makes me not so happy.

Big "Pudgy" cats make me smile.

Animated, well behaved children make me happy. A day at the science center with the coolest 6 yr old I know makes me smile very big!

Turns out, there is no such thing as turtle fur, I was ready to start a turtle cruelty rally. Now that I know its not real, the sticker now graces my laptop.

In case the LARGE letters isn't enough...they hand to put a hand that points.

Hot Coffee on a frigidly cold day = Heavenly