Would You Rather Wednesday!! (Actually on Wednesday this week!!)

Ok, so I was brushing my teeth and thought of a fun one for this weeks Would You Rather.

Would You Rather...

Have super white teeth, but ample amounts of face hair

or

Have super white teeth, but oddly disproportioned arms.

Things to Consider: If you shave the hair, it grows back within a day, long sleeve shirts, clothes in general, razor blade prices.


I would pick the ample amounts of face hair. I could shave my head, tape my chest down and be fricken Paul Bunyon for a month. With super white teeth. :) 

Would You Rather Wednesday!! (technically on thursday AGAIN)

Would you rather...

Do the macarena in front of everybody on a table 

or 

dress up as a chicken and dance like a freak in front of everybody?

I'm pretty sure i'm not the only person who has done some sort of instructional dance in a big group. If ive done the electric slide, I can do the macarena. Care to join?

Would Your Rather Wednesday!!

It's that time of the week!!

Ok, here we go!!

Would You Rather Die By...

 being burned in a fire,

or 

stabbed in the spinal chord 6 times.

I would choose being stabbed. Hopefully the first or second blow to the spinal cord would paralyze me to the point of not being able to feel it anymore. 

I hate being burned.

I worked at a pizza place making pizza's when I was 17 and as I was sliding a pizza into the oven, the back of my left hand scraped down the length of the inside of the oven door, oh man that hurt like a mother! The people inside eating probably heard the most creative words they have ever heard in their lifetime all strung together in one breath. You know what my boss said when he walked in the back after me?

He said, "Oh man, that looks like it hurt, are you able to finish your shift?". I ended up finishing it, even though you use the back of your hand frequently to stretch the dough, I managed like a trooper!!  I had to have my hand wrapped in gauze and wear a glove while cooking for the following two months. It used to be a pretty wicked scar but it has since faded to a less noticeable one. 

A Day Late...Would You Rather Wednesday...on Thursday!

So, family has been in town and I have been cramming school and homework in between, that leaves no time for blogging! So now that I have a free 37 seconds, let's do this shit!

Would you rather...

Eat a handful of hair 

or 

Lick three public telephones?

*Things to consider-The hair hasn't been washed in a month, and its not yours. The telephones have been used by at least one person who had/has swine flu.

Hair grosses me out so bad if its not on someone's head. Even then, sometimes it can still be gross. I would lick the three telephones any day. Have a few more transients couch on them please! The grossest thing is having to clean the shower drain of hair that isn't yours. Insta-gag.

Your turn.

Welcome to the first ever...Would You Rather Wednesday!!

Ok, here's the deal. I ask a would you rather question, you answer which you would rather do and if you have a reason then give it. Let the games begin!!

Would Your Rather...

publish your diary 

or

make a movie on your most embarrassing moment? 

I would pick my most embarrassing moment. Now I have had a few, but the most vivid one would be back when I was on a bowling league, I think I was like 13, my team had made it to the state finals in West Palm Beach FL. My teammates and I thought it would be a great idea to go see the movie Man On Fire before we were scheduled to compete. Of course being the juvenile I was, and I was with immature boys and a girl, we thought it would be funny to throw popcorn in front of us. This one lady in particular had this hairdo that was begging for some popcorn. So after a few throw she turns around and starts cussing us out during the movie. The guys thought it would be hilarious (don't judge me I was 13 and trying to be cool) as we were walking out to run past the lady and pretend she tripped me, since things like this rarely ever turn out as planned, I waited behind for my group to go on ahead of the lady, I take off running out of the theater into the hallway, I am even with the lady on my right, I proceed to pretend to trip, actually trip and bust up my elbow. Right in front of the lady!! I roll onto my back and am holding my elbow and she walks over to me and says, thats what you get for throwing popcorn!! I deserved that. So I get my elbow all bandaged up and were almost late to play, but we end up taking home 2nd place, me and my pretty bandaged elbow. :) 

Your Turn.