Would you rather...
Eat a handful of hair
Lick three public telephones?
*Things to consider-The hair hasn't been washed in a month, and its not yours. The telephones have been used by at least one person who had/has swine flu.
Hair grosses me out so bad if its not on someone's head. Even then, sometimes it can still be gross. I would lick the three telephones any day. Have a few more transients couch on them please! The grossest thing is having to clean the shower drain of hair that isn't yours. Insta-gag.