Would You Rather...
Have super white teeth, but ample amounts of face hair
Have super white teeth, but oddly disproportioned arms.
Things to Consider: If you shave the hair, it grows back within a day, long sleeve shirts, clothes in general, razor blade prices.
I would pick the ample amounts of face hair. I could shave my head, tape my chest down and be fricken Paul Bunyon for a month. With super white teeth. :)